This is my sadly belated response to Meg's request to have me begin posting again. I am here to contemplate the color purple. Yes, it's true. You may be thinking 1) this guy is a complete nut, why is he not discussing the joys of butterscotch ice cream, I mean really! 2) um, what the holy deep-fried banana-and-coconut fritters does this have to do with what we think, the blog name, and you being the Muffin Man 3) Be one with the force. Only then can you truly understand the depth of your path and your destiny, oh and by the way, if you pass a Starbucks, I would really love a medium Brazilian iced mocha with cream 4) Yes, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, how did they guess OR 5) Yep, he's my best friend, I have to deal with his nerdy quirky attitude all the time, I get used to it.... Anyway, now I'm here to discuss purple. I feel purple is an under appreciated color. It is beautiful. It can be bright, subdued, vibrant, elegant, rich, bold, quiet, snappy, drab, exquisite, or even magnificent. Purple is also a good way to describe Uncle Vernon's face on many occasions, for those of you who have read the Harry Potter books. Now purple does have a rival, violet. Violet took the name of the flower, the assumption of beautiful, and a much cooler name. So I'm sticking up for the underdog, purple. SO WHO'S WITH ME????
Okay first of all purple is so NOT an under appreciated color WHATSOEVER!! Purple is the color of power and royalty. It is also, as I unfortunately had to find out on the awful day that several thousand girls (and guys) at my school call He-Who-Must-Not-Sing's BIRTHDAY for God's sake (yes I know, who knew that demons were born???) is He-Who-Must-Not-Sing's color. Sad, I know. I cried that day that such a beautiful color such as purple is claimed by such an evil thing...
ReplyDeleteAlso: contemplate: funny word if read the minute you get out of bed after a nice, 1 hour sleep...
ReplyDeletewhat if we're thinking all 5? because i do love those Brazilian mochas, and u r my bestest buddy. and purple is a good color! i mean colour! now i'm British! and i like your use of a thesaurus...
ReplyDeleteI think number 2
ReplyDeleteI know I'm not your BESTEST buddy but I still think 5.
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